THE MORNING WOOD

Goes to the Movies

thanks to REGAL ENTERTAINMENT!

1. HELLYEAH

     Hell of a Time

2. STONE SOUR

     Say You'll Haunt Me

 
3. ALICE IN CHAINS

     Lesson Learned

4. PAPA ROACH

     Kick in the Teeth

5.  DISTRUBED

      Another Way to Die

6.  BREAKING BENJAMIN

      Lights Out

7. FIVE FINGER DEATH

     PUNCH

    Bad Company

8.  SOUNDGARDEN

      Black Rain
 

9. HAIL THE VILLAN

     Take Back the Fear

10.APOCALYPTICA

      End of Me

Now more than ever, the smart choice is CarMax.  The way car buying should be.

Meet the Rock 93.9 Ultimate Douchebag - we'll call him "Chad." His douchebag qualities are a plenty! His aviator sunglasses, Affliction t-shirts and a polo with a popped collar are crutial parts of his wardrobe. When he's outdoors he's sure to bring along his visor to wear upside down and let his hair stick out of - to keep the sun off of his face of course! He has some "really rad tribal ink" around his bicep and "Too much hair gel" is not a phrase he can comprehend. His shoe collection consists only of penny loafers, Sperry Topsiders and a pair of flip flops. He drives an '01 Eclipse with spinner rims and a super loud exhaust and of course his license plate says "The Chad." When he's not out cruising for ladies you can be sure he's asleep in a drunken stupor or perhaps out with friends attempting to crush beer cans with his head or maybe he's taking pictures of himself throwing up "The Shocker."

We salute you "Chad" - congratulations on being the Ultimate Douchebag.

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